A Womb With a View-NOT A DATE

Whether the view from your room/womb is "no vacancy", weekend special or condemned, it's still your view. You should not be prejudged for it. I was turned down before I even got to an email conversation by virtue (I think) of my age, the facts that I already have kids, and that I checked off that I didn't want to have kids on my JDate profile. The supposed man was 54, and not exactly an Adonis from his picture.

Now call me old fashioned but...I Don't think it's fair for anyone involved to bring a kid into the world that could confuse "take your child to work day" with "Grandparents Day." And just because your sperm is still swimming, doesn't mean they could, or should qualify for the Olympics.

I'm very happy about the factory being closed. And for the most part, the mood swings have abated and I think, overall, I am a balanced person. And most importantly, the risk of unwanted pregnancy is gone. What's not to like?

I wish this man all kinds of luck in his delusional quest. May he find his young, active, beautiful, fertile woman looking for a slightly dumpy, questionably fertile old man (I'm not bitter, am I?)